I read a disturbing piece of news here yesterday. Made me feel sad and despondent. What is the world coming to if Playboy Magazine won’t showcase its famous sky clad models. In a world full of war, suffering, poverty, global warming etc. etc., Playboy has been the solid rock where man has been able to find peace and solace. In a world riven by divisions, Playboy has for 7 decades brought mankind together. Its models have spread joy and cheer in what is otherwise a sad and desolate world. Now I realize this joy too was ephemeral and that darkness awaits at the end of what seemed like a long, well lit tunnel.
This news got me thinking. Why would Playboy Magazine do such a thing? After all, nudity is what it is renowned for. Why would it want to kill the hen that lays the Golden egg? It just does not make solid business sense to do away with something that you are best known for. Why then would Playboy Magazine take this disastrous step. I thought long and hard. And then, it hit me. It had to be the Modi-Sangh Parivar nexus. This could not have happened without Modi’s evil hand in the background. For nearly 1.5 years now, the nexus has been working over time to take the world back in time, to an era where orthodoxy prevailed. This logic made perfect sense. The evil nexus has now struck the WTC of liberal values, the Champs Elysees of freedom, the Capitol Hill of free thought-Playboy.
Playboy Magazine- Between Rock and a hard place! :(
For all you gullible readers out there who thought that Modi had gone to America to get American business, here is some news. Modi didn’t go to America to get America’s money or get their support on India’s war against terror. He went there to preach orthodoxy and subvert their liberal values. He went there with RSS Chaddidharis to spread the doctrine of orthodoxy. He went there to sermonize Obama on the moral drawbacks of nakedness. He went there to castigate against the virtues of sexuality, pleasure and nudity. Lastly, He went there to spread the gospel of conservative Indian values. And the result today is this. America’s iconic liberal magazine, known for spreading the virtues of human sexuality far and wide is now planning to dump its USP, in favour of bland news reports. I will not be surprised if Playboy Magazine for next month also features articles on religion and morality.
Readers, don’t take this report lightly. This is just the beginning of an evil conspiracy by the Sanghis to take over the world. The first phase of the plan is already completed. They have one of their own at India’s helm. With Modi’s solid support, Phase 2 of this conspiracy is now being hatched. Open your eyes and ears and you will see the execution of Phase II in progress. Modi issuing bans galore, Modi stifling liberal voices, Modi throwing black ink at prominent individuals, Modi murdering intellectuals, Modi leading riots, violence, carnage- all of this is a part of a sinister strategy of the Sanghis to subvert and take over the world to spread their message of religious dogma.
Sanghis may have succeeded in bringing down Playboy Magazine , but we, the true blooded liberals, will never back down. We shall fight long and hard to keep the flame of liberalism and secularism safe. We shall expose Modi-Sanghi conspiracy at every step. Already, Indian intellectuals have seen through Modi’s nefarious plan and have started returning awards as a sign of protest and to expose Modi. Many of our compatriots have painted their faces black and set their pics as Facebook profile pics to condemn Modi’s ink assault on Kulkarni. We shall fight these Communal forces on the internet, in the streets, in the forests and rivers and we shall ensure that their monstrous plans never succeed.
I request my liberal countrymen in joining me in writing a strongly worded letter to the US Congress to send American forces to overthrow Modi’s fascists government. The only way to crush the Sanghi conspiracy to sever the head. With Modi gone, Sanghis will be vanquished in a matter of days. It is therefore important for America, as the epitome of liberal values to intervene in India, before it is too late. To Playboy Magazine ‘s Hugh Hefner, I appeal, do not succumb to pressure, Mr. Hefner. Hold your head up high, we are ready to fight your battle. Let the virtues of nudity, pleasure and sexuality continue to spread joy and hope around the world.
I dream of a day, when freed from the shackles of Sanghi conservatism, world will be once again able to relish nudity on Playboy magazine. Till then, rest not my Liberal friends.
