Dearest Oli Ji,
It was heartening to hear the stories of your coochie coo, hope your senses and all the bodily elements are working properly in this ripe age. Oli ji, you are an ideal man, an inspiration and a once in a generation legend. You must have understood by now that I am writing this letter with the sole purpose of glorifying you.
Oh Oli Ji, the one without foes, I condemn the indecent manner in which the Indian media has put your personal life on display. The statements given by you, about the origins of the novel coronavirus were described as irrational. I must state they are not just condemnable but also ridiculous. The statements you made about alleged coup were extremely logical, and I personally felt gladdened about your foresight. Then you gave a statement about the floods in Nepal, which is a sign of your excellence and your genius even in old age, and the statement you made about Lord Rama is scintillating, unique, unequaled and with one with a great potential.
Oh, immortal Oli ji, I will not venture into the depths of Corona, and coochie-coo, because you have already befuddled the whole cosmos by your singular logic. I will not comment on the floods as well because your truthfulness is praiseworthy and there is no point in verifying the fact. I will only throw a little light on your comments on Bhagwan Shri Ram. When it comes to Shri Ram and Ramayana, it should always start with couplets, so I, who is also a lowly poet, would like to greet you by writing two lines.
Oli Your life is yours only along with the Hanky Panky
Ram ji was from Nepal, Glory to Ho Yanki
O noblest among the old men, Oli ji, you opined that Ayodhya was in Nepal and India established its suzerainty over the legacy of Shri Ram by constructing fake Ayodhya as India has done with Lipulekh and Kalapani. I thank you for this historical fact. This was a historical conspiracy hatched by India which starts with Maharishi Valmiki, who was possibly the cultural advisor to Modi.
Maharishi Valmiki repeatedly says ” जंबुद्वीपे भरतखंडे भारतवर्षे “, while declaring:
इक्ष्वाकूणामिदं तेषां रज्ञां वंशे महात्मनाम् |
महदुत्पन्नमाख्यानं रामायणमिति श्रुतम् || १-५-३
By the way, I know you are a Sanskrit scholar like most leftists are, I still will translate this verse while worshiping you in my mind. Maharishi Valmiki ji says that the great epic Ramayana originates in the revered dynasty of Ikshvaku.
Oh God of virility Oli ji, then Valmiki ji says:
कोसलो नाम मुदितः स्फीतो जनपदो महान् |
निविष्टः सरयूतीरे प्रभूतधनधान्यवान् || १-५-५
That is, there is a very beautiful state of Kosala, which is situated on the banks of Saryu.
O Oli ji, with a neck like that of a lion, then Valmiki ji says:
अयोध्या नाम नगरी तत्रासील्लोकविश्रुता |
मनुना मानवेन्द्रेण या पुरी निर्मिता स्वयम् || १-५-६
In that state, there is a great district called Ayodhya which is built by Manu himself.
If you mix the verses of Maharishi Valmiki and your earth-shattering revelation, then three things stand proved.
1. India not only stole Ayodhya from Nepal, but also the Saryu river and Kosala State.
2. Manu Rishi, believed to be the origin-source of humans, was also originally from Nepal.
3. And the third and most important point – Because Manu is from Nepal, the entire human race came from Nepal itself.
Oh the manifestation of Cupid Oli Ji, I salute you for exposing the conspiracy of India which has been going on since Tretayug.
Oh Oli ji, the stealer Ho-Yanki’s heart, this effort of yours makes you a great truth-seeker, philosopher and historian. I hope you will not get caught by the sarcasm of the Indian media but take seriously, the hagiographical accounts written by devotees like me. I hope that you will continue to deliver such great principles throughout your life.
Oh Oli ji, the great Gemini himself, this unique devotee of bows to thee. I am eager to hear more stories about your Coochie Coo.
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