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Pappu ki Shaadi!

Frustmanoos by Frustmanoos
10 September 2015
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If Madame Grandy is looking for a match for her son Pagl-ul Grandy, I think, we have a match. There is a definite union of stars, asteroids, planets, comets, meteors and other planetary mish mash that can bring the 45 year old Young Grandy potentate together with this female. For starters, she is a Bidesi, hence a class apart from the Desi world which Young Prince Grandy has to inhabit, given political complusions. She is also as successful as Grandy-boy in her own country, as has probably, as much fan following as our man Grandy here. In many ways, this is as perfect a match as there can be. I can already imagine tears running down Madame Grandy‘s eyes, as her young son gets ready to shoulder family responsibilities. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give to you, the impeccable Union of Pagl-ul Grandy with none other than Sarah Playbin. For those of you, not in the know, Sarah Playbin is a well-renowned, one time Alaksa Governor and one time VP aspirant in the land of opportunities-Amrika. To show, how the Union of Pagl-ul and Sarah will tango, sample their public speeches-

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Number 5:
Sarah Playbin– “They are also building schools for the Afghan children so that there is hope and opportunity in our neighboring country of Afghanistan.” (At a San Fransisco Fundraiser for the Afghan cause)
Pagl-ul Grandy- “India is going to be the 21st century’s Saudi Arabia in terms of human resources” (On Indo-Saudi relations)

SaRahul

Number 4:
Sarah Playbin– Well, let’s see. There’s — of course — in the great history of America rulings there have been rulings.  (During a Vice Presidential debate on Supreme Court rulings)
Pagl-ul Grandy- “Politics is everywhere.. it is in your shirt.. in your pants.. everywhere” (On Youth not being in politics)

Number 3:
Sarah Playbin- “I’m the mayor, I can do whatever I want until the courts tell me I can’t”. (At the time when she was the Mayor of Wasilla, Alaska)
Pagl-ul Grandy– “If I am incompetent, I am useless, the people of India will see that” (In a 2004 speech)

Number 2:
Sarah Playbin– “Immigrants in US should speak American” (Quoted recently on Jeb Bush’s ‘spanish’ campaign)
Pagl-ul-Grandy- “I am not averse to politics, but that does not mean that I am going to join politics. am not averse to politics, but that does not mean that I am going to join politics” (On his first trip to Amethi)

SaRahul

Number 1:
Sarah Playbin- “Why would there it be that there is that perception that I don’t read” (widely quoted)
Pagl-ul Grandy– “A rising tide raises all boats, but you need a boat to rise with the tide. What does he who does not have a boat do?” (In a CII 2013 speech)

Given this match made in heaven, Madame Grandy could even consider having ex-Amriki President George W Bush to officiate the wedding. His famous quote “Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?” would probably best describe this bride and groom!

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