These 26 demands of Kejriwal seem fair and they need to be fulfilled immediately

The Delhi situation is far from satisfactory. Delhi Government is busy fighting the Union Government bureaucrats, MCD, Lieutenant governor (ex and Current), Delhi Police, even bad omens and EVM Machines. In what seemed like a blatant case of electoral corruption, Arvind Kejriwal was denied the chair of Punjab CM. He was also humilated in Goa by faulty EVM machines.

Some gentleman called Shunglu is after his life and as of today’s date Arvind Kejriwal’s party office is about to be sealed. This is ludicrous and an attack on the rights of an honest part-time CM. Hence as supporter of Arvind Kejriwal ji which technically translates into supporters of Honest Politics, we appeal to Modi Government for the following:

1. Drop all charges against Aam Aadmi Party Government
2. Deport Shunglu with his accomplices
3. Declare Delhi as a full state
4. Bring Delhi Police under state government’s purview
5. Bring MCD under state government’s purview
6. Hand over DDCA to Aam Aadmi Party
7. Declare EVMs illegal
8. Pay for Kejriwal’s Samosas
9. Pay for Kejriwal’s ad campaigns
10. Declare DCW an autonomous body
11. Unban Kejriwal and Sisodia’s NGOs
12. Pay Wages for all Delhi Government employees from Center’s fund
13. Duly accredit every law and order accomplishment to Delhi Government
14. Duly own every law and order lapse and absolve Delhi Government of any/all crimes
15. Declare all corrupt and criminal leaders of the Aam Aadmi Party just and virtuous
16. Imprison Gadkari for sending Kejriwal to jail
17. Imprison Jaitley for the defamation suit against Kejriwal
18. Drop all charges against Jarnail Singh and Somnath Bharti
19. Drop charges against Jitendra Singh Tomar  and reinstate him in the office
20. Declare Benaami donations to AAP legal
21. Ban Facebook pages that take routine digs on Aam Aadmi Party
22. Ban Twitter handles that deride Kejriwal and expose his lies
23. Suspend Bhakt accounts
24. Deport Prashant Bhushan and Yogendra Yadav to Jupiter
25. Deport Shanti Bhushan to Pluto along with Kiran Bedi
26. Deport Najib Jung to a different galaxy altogether along with Anil Baijal

This is a work of satire and is not supposed to be taken seriously!