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Masters of Evasion

Atul Kumar Mishra by Atul Kumar Mishra
4 January 2014
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Master these 15 and become the master of the politics of evasion:

1. Terrorist attacks/Blasts/Border Skirmishes – We condemn the attacks
2. Natural calamities – We stand strongly with them in the moments of deepest grief
3. Accidents – We announce a compensation of Rs. x
4. Corruption charges – We have ordered an enquiry
5. Economic slowdown – We are doing well, no need to panic
6. When a sports team wins – We congratulate the team
7. A great man’s birthday – We have to walk on his footsteps to make this a better nation
8. On Opposition attacks – They don’t cooperate
9. On Party’s conventions – We have a vision
10. On Budget announcement – This is a progressive budget
11. On a new bill – This is a progressive bill
12. On a new plan – This is a progressive plan
13. For foreign incursions – We are safe
14. For violence at home – Situation is under control
15. For Neighboring countries – We need to reach an amicable conclusion

Picture Courtesy: – http://www.outlookindia.com

 

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Master these 15 and become the master of the politics of evasion:

1. Terrorist attacks/Blasts/Border Skirmishes – We condemn the attacks
2. Natural calamities – We stand strongly with them in the moments of deepest grief
3. Accidents – We announce a compensation of Rs. x
4. Corruption charges – We have ordered an enquiry
5. Economic slowdown – We are doing well, no need to panic
6. When a sports team wins – We congratulate the team
7. A great man’s birthday – We have to walk on his footsteps to make this a better nation
8. On Opposition attacks – They don’t cooperate
9. On Party’s conventions – We have a vision
10. On Budget announcement – This is a progressive budget
11. On a new bill – This is a progressive bill
12. On a new plan – This is a progressive plan
13. For foreign incursions – We are safe
14. For violence at home – Situation is under control
15. For Neighboring countries – We need to reach an amicable conclusion

Picture Courtesy: – http://www.outlookindia.com

 

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