Imperial Britain plundered Indian civilisation and looted more than $ 45 trillions to fill their blood-soaked coffers. British museums are nothing but a gleaming yet shameful representation of thuggery and loot. However, these glorified thugs have been robbed by a Pakistani thief in a way par excellence. The thief has opened doors for Pakistan which is struggling with a balance of payment crises. So, this new import model devised by the Pakistani genius would help Pakistan to funnel essential items like Chai which it can’t afford through normal import channels.
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At a time when Pakistan’s economy is in doldrums, its citizens seem to have found a desi method to solve the import crises. Evidently, a high-profile case of theft has emerged from Karachi, Pakistan. The Karachi authorities recovered a highly expensive luxurious “Bentley Mulsanne” which was stolen from London and then shipped to Karachi, a port city.
The Pakistani authorities recovered the stolen Bentley car from a house in Defence Housing Authority (DHA), Karachi. The Collectorate of Customs Enforcement (CCE), Karachi, confirmed that they were tipped off by the UK’s intelligence agency about this grand auto-theft.
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Ironically, the genius thief, lacking the eptitude or in stupidity, forgot to switch off or remove the tracking device attached with the car. The advance tracking system helped the UK’s authority to locate the vehicle in Karachi without any trouble courtesy of the moronic thief.
However, the more glaring thing of the case is that the accused were not alone in pulling off this burglary; rather the excise and taxation department of Sindh was involved in this grand auto-theft. Apparently, the Pakistani authorities while taking the two accused into custody found that the stolen car was registered with the Sindh excise and taxation department.
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The Karachi authorities lodged an FIR. The accused failed to show any documentary proof of the vehicle in their illegal possession. The FIR framed charges against accused Jameel Shafi, Naveed Bilawani and several unidentified facilitators of the Sindh Excise and Taxation Department.
The FIR said, “This suspicious registration of the vehicle indicates connivance of staff of Motor Registration Excise and Taxation Department”.
As per Pakistani officials, the excise department was accused as a ‘facilitator’ in tax evasion worth over Rs 300 million. The provincial government registered the luxury vehicle without clearance from customs and Foreign Ministry.
Did you know that Pakistan had world class road infrastructure and what it lacked was just the hustling cars? Yes, the IMF experts sitting in the air-conditioned glass chambers claimed that Pakistan has a faster speed of road transport as compared to India. The brainiacs used simple Google maps to rank 162 countries in which India stood at a dismal rank of 127 while Pakistan was in the top 50s of the world’s fastest road infrastructure.
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So, the Pakistani thief completed the most essential thing, that is, get a hustling and bustling car on these super-fast Pakistani roads. So, don’t be surprised that within a few weeks, some IMF personnel tweeted a selfie with a Bentley car clicking more than 300 Km/hr on Pakistani super-fast roads.
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This is a case of high-profile theft pulled across the ocean but earlier there were several occasions where high profile Pakistanis and diplomats were caught red-handed stealing petty items. A Pakistani diplomat was caught on cam stealing a Kuwaiti delegate’s wallet. At another time, another Pakistani diplomat was caught stealing chocolates, hat in South Korea. Even, Pakistan government was caught red handed once. They were stealing food grains meant for hapless Afghanistan citizens.
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This is nothing but a surgical strike deep inside the territory of glorified thugs, i.e. Britishers. If Pakistan doesn’t change its economic structure and end needless hatred towards India, it will have to find such stupid petty ways to continue their livelihood. If it has any shame and wants to end this shameless begging for foreign alms, it should stop behaving as an antithesis of India and start acting rationale to feed its citizens basic needs rather than fulfilling its army’s greed.
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