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32 Joe Dirt quotes
“Check it out guys! Are you crying, boy? Are you crying, boy? Maybe go back to Mcdonalds, buy yourself some hamburgers and French whoops!”
Almighty God, from inbred heaven? Hey, weird boy, he called, he wants his hairstyle back.
Uh, no, it’s a space peanut.
Yeah, do you want a party? My face and your ass! How about that, my friend? Hey? I mean, your a** and my face, what’s up?
Oh, when bad pets turn bad, damn it. It’s like cartoons, I see all the ‘tweet tweet’.
They clean the bowl so you don’t have to! Hehehe, no, I didn’t. – Joe Dirt quotes
Maybe if it came out of Charlene Tilton’s a**, I’d take a bite out of it.
No, I’m not afraid. It’s just a big lump of frozen poop.
What happens to your hair? Do you do stunts for Billy Ray Cyrus?
If my calculations are correct, it will create ice. Oh no, mustard gas killer!
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“Here on earth, we call this place a “village”. A “town” is a place where everyone hates you.”
Here on earth, we call this place a “city.” A “town” is a place where everyone hates you.
You want to fight? Why don’t you stick your head in my butt and fight for air?
You know I’d love to kick your ass here, but I have to get back to work.
Sound like shit to you? Like spinning wheels, right?
Do you really think you can match your tilt against this hemi? Hey? So let’s go, kid!
That’s all! You and me, go! – Joe Dirt quotes
Life is a garden, dig it.
Is this where you want to be when Jesus returns?
My name is Joe Dirt, I added an e at the end because it sounds good.
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Joe Dirt quotes
“Do you want me to lay my ear to the ground and listen for hoofbeats, search for footprints, search for broken twigs? It’s the modern age. This thing doesn’t work anymore. ”
Touch the exact subject. You are Joe Meteorite and I am Joe Dirt.
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Things are gonna happen to me, I’m Joe Dirt.
When bad pets go bad, damn it.
If my calculations are correct, this will create ice…oh no, killer mustard gas!
Now that’s not a flapjack. I will go very easily. I’m not going to watch. – Joe Dirt quotes
You can’t have a “no” in your heart. No, that’s not an option, bro.
Lose that frown. When you’re down, watch a clown, Joe’s mother
Life is too short to waste it doing nothing, making every day count because we don’t know when we will leave this world.
Things darken before dawn.
