Explosive: BJP actually offered Delhi CM chair to Sisodia

It has been more than 24 hours since the news of BJP’s offer to Manish Sisodia started to make rounds. Well, it makes sense for BJP to offer him whatever Sisodia has said that he was offered. Sisodia is the underdog of Aam Aadmi Party. The man has multiple achievements to his name. In 2016, Indian Express named him as 88th most influential Indian. For his work in Delhi’s education sector, he has received multiple awards.

In spite of that, Sisodia the politician has not revolted against Kejriwal. This is what every party needs, a loyal Karyakarta who can be leader as well as ground level worker when the party wants. That is why BJP did call Sisodia. Here is how the conversation went

Conversation

Phone rings

Sisodia-Hello

Caller-Hello, is it Manish Sisodia or his PA?

Sisodia-Manish here.

Caller-I have an offer for you.

Sisodia-First tell me who you are?

Caller- What’s in the name Mr Education Minister? I am here to free you from every problem you have been facing from the last few years. Every charge which can keep you in jail for the rest of your political career will be removed from you. Neither the Police, nor the ED or CBI for that matter will ever trouble you.

Sisodia (gushing)-Just tell me who you are?

Caller-Name is only for style Mr Sisodia. I understand you are more handsome than Henry Cavil and even Tom Cruise, but style does not get you much far in politics. Just focus on the substance of what I am saying.

Sisodia-Go on

Caller-BJP wants you to break the Aam Aadmi Party. You are the only one who can break it. You see, BJP has made inroads into most states in which it was ousted due to coalition politics in the first place. But Delhi has turned out to be an impregnable fortress for them. With people like you handling every stuff, Arvind Kejriwal has made it tough for BJP to gain entry in Delhi Assembly.

Sisodia-Listen Mr IT Cell guy, I won’t go against my Supremo.

Caller-Comeonn, you know what is happening with you in AAP. What have you got? You are the one whose work is being portrayed as an achievement of the Aam Aadmi party in the New York Times. You are the one who has handled every political headwind coming Kejriwal’s way. You are the one who has kept AAP intact. But who is the face of the Aam Aadmi Party? Nor Manish Sisodia, not Bhagwant Mann, but its Arvind Kejriwal.

Sisodia-That is because I barely managed to win the 2020 election.

Caller-Mr Sisodia, victory, even by a margin of 3000 votes is a victory. Adding to that your handling of AAP’s internal differences. It deserves more applause than the New York Times is giving to AAP. But you are not even considered the second most famous face of AAP. That guy Raghav Chaddha, who joined AAP before his brain capacity was fully developed is touted as the future of AAP. Why? Because, you have been punching way below your belt.

A 30 second silence follows, but Sisodia’s breathing speed got intense

Caller-Handsome Sisodia, are you there? If yes, are you alright?

Sisodia-Yes, I am here. So, are you telling me that the BJP is ready to make me Chief Minister of Delhi, just like they rewarded Eknath Shinde?

Caller-Yes. Moreover, your decent record means that a decade down the line, BJP can declare you as Prime Minister candidate. As you can see, western media is already aware of your exploits.

Another silent phase with breathing getting more intense

Sisodia-No,no……..kejriwal is my guru. My life is dedicated to him and his venture AAP. I won’t be joining BJP. Just keep the phone.

Caller-But…….

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Sisodia is not lying

Yes, every word of this conversation was spoken by the BJP agent and Sisodia. But it did not happen in the Milky Way Galaxy. It happened when Sisodia was sleeping. You know when we sleep, we dream a lot. Most of these dreams escape our memory. However, those dreams who are connected to our long-lost goals, drives, and desires get entrenched in our memory lanes. Great Psychoanalyst Sigmund Freud had termed them as latent dreams. Being a member of BJP must have been a childhood goal of Sisodia, but due to lack of opportunity in his younger days, he may have gone ahead with Kejriwal.

Everyone is calling him a liar. But it is not fair to call Sisodia by such names. He is a member of the Aam Aadmi Party and they never lie. Its Supremo Arvind Kejriwal is a Bhakt of Raja Harishchandra. To prove his honesty, the man went on to even swear by his kids. How can someone who has grown under him lie? Isn’t it counterintuitive?