Dilli ke mere pyaare AAPiyon,
7 months ago, you elected a revolutionary government that promised you the heavens. The AAP government was led by none other than Parampujya KejriBabaji- The bold, fearless, incorruptible Crusader-in- Chief. How do you feel today? Do you get a sense of having purchased a 2 rupees ki candy, which was in fact only a wrapper, with an air bubble inside it, Or do you feel Dilli has changed completely- A modern multicultural cosmopolitan led by a 21st century comrade? Do you get a sense of a “Nayi Soch”, actually being the same old “Purani Shauch, sorry Soch” or do you find yourself bathing in a sea of subsidies, with new freebies raining down daily from above? Question thoda complicated hai, but it is worth a thought. Let us look at a 5-point something story for AAP and KejriBabu-
1. Kya vichaar hai?
At a time when the world is moving beyond subsidies and government sponsored freebies, Dilli ki AAPi sarkar has come to power based on an agenda of Socialism, Subsidization and Freebification. You think your electricity bill is high- They will reduce it, You think your water bill is big- They will subsidize it. AAPi sarkaar offered infinite quantities of resources at infinitesimal prices. This politics of subsidy and freebies have worked wonders in winning votes in India in the past- resulting in the state that we are in today. People take freebies for granted, services degenerate and people suffer. For years, Delhi had been relatively free from this malaise, not any longer though.
2. Dikhave pe jao, apni akal jalao
“Bhagwaan, mere Arvind ko Salamat rakhe”– the poor lauki wielding woman prays to God. Not required, I think, SalamatBhai can take care of himself. Everywhere you see posters, banners, billboards screaming the revolution that KejriBhai has unleashed. Phone numbers that have brought down corruption, High education budget that even before it has been utilized has already boosted literacy, but amidst all this, there lurks a sinister face, 2 actually- One is that of a Demon called Modi and the other is his minion called Jung. As per these banners, Modi has unleashed Jung on our SalamatBoy. Kuch kaam hi nahin karne deta. All this in spite of the high quality efforts of AAPi sarkar- locking officers out of their offices, giving them no work, maligning them in public and deploying the power of 526crore rupees! An inverted Paulo Coelho quote applies here, “And, when you don’t want something, all the universe conspires in stopping you from achieving it (In Om Shaanti Om parlance this would become, “kehte hai agar kisi cheez ko dil se naa karna chaaho toh poori kayanaat tumhein usse judaa karne ki koshish mein lag jaati hai“)
3. Dauda-Dauda Bhaga Bhaga Sa
Arrey AAP – iyon, YoYa aur PraBhu ke kya haal hain? For all the pretense of democracy and public-funded movement, KejriMan was a real hulk when it came to dispensing of his enemies. They were not merely shown the door out, they were hounded, abused, maligned and then literally kicked out. All this, while the AAPtards bayed for their blood. And what was their crime? They chose to dissent in this party of believers. They had committed Kuffar and deserved to be exterminated by bands of Ghazi-esque AAPtards.
The title of this point also reminds one of Somnath Bharti and Tomar, but I am sure they are being wrongly hounded by Bassi et al as a part of a conspiracy (hatched by Modi of course)
4. Ghar ki kheti
Kejriwal is a benevolent man. He rewards those who side with him. Thus, AAPi Naveen Jaihind’s wife landed the job of DCW chairperson. Of course, she was the most deserving candidate, given her proximity to the party. Given the laws in the country, it is very difficult to appoint all MLAs as ministers, so KejriKumar-The great thinker, chose to appoint 21 AAP MLAs as Parliamentary Secretaries. Obviously, this was for smooth running of the government and that they will earn substantial perks is purely coincidental. (Apparently the previous average number of Parliamentary Secretaries was 3)
5. Do Do Haath
KejriDude is a warrior (albeit without a cause). In his 7 months of rule, he has proven his combat skills to everyone. From MCD to Bassi, From Jung to Modi, KejriDude has attacked ’em all. Last heard, Dr. Kejri was also attacking Dengue mosquitoes (but they are more resilient) But guess who KejriMan has not attacked, Lalu Yadav and Nitish Kumar! Ye lo! The Crusader in Chief of anti-corruption movement in India is pitching in Bihar to help NiKu and Lalu come to power. Ye Gujarat model toh farji hai ji, asli vikaas toh Bihar me hua hai. Unconfirmed reports say that AAPis are also ready to support RaGa- the beacon of hope to all anti-Modi forces in the country.
Dilliwalon, Now imagine this situation. You apply for a job in a great corporate office. You get selected. Then, when you reach office, you say that everything is in a mess. Before you start working, you demand everyone must report to you. When that doesn’t happen, you crib, complain and breathe fire. You attack the seniors, juniors and your peers. And you expect to get promoted. Try this Kejriwal model in your office once. Don’t be surprised if they show you the door, instead of showing you the CEO’s chair.
Dilliwalon, Ab toh aankhein kholo. Let us hold this government accountable on its actions, not on its cacophonous news bytes and over the top advertising. Let us beware of an ancient quote “AAP nahin PAAP hai, Aasteen ka saanp hai”
Yours truly
FrustDelhiite
I thought you guys were unbiased.
Define unbiased
Have you seen any post of TFI which is against BJP policies or its actions? 90% of the posts are in its favour. I am no party supporter, but still, this is going the same as the DNA guy on Zee News.
Shikhar, either you have not read all the posts here or if you have, you don’t understand what you read.
Here… let me quote from another article on this website…
“But there is another BJP team that excels in the art of not making sense. At their sensible best, they make little sense and at the peak of their senselessness, they make sense look like a senseless little thing. With this article I am trying to make sense of this team. I am talking about BJP’s team of spokespersons. They are every news watcher’s delight. They either bully the host and co speakers or get bullied themselves. But making sense is not their cup of tea.”
Does this sound like glorification of BJP to you??
Use the search bar on top right of this page. You’ll find quite a few articles criticizing BJP for what the respective author believed they needed to be criticized. Do all the TFI admins and contributors share the authors view… I cannot say. But I know for sure that together.. the team balances each other out. Pro-LGBT, anti-LGBT, Pro-Secularism( actual one… not the congress and AAP kind of pseudo secularism), anti-secularism, far right, right of the center, Pro Modi, anti-Modi, pro- policies, anti-policies … all kinds of posts are there.
Picking a random article and questioning bias reflects badly on you as a reader. Having a strong opinion is not always biased.
That quote btw is from an article by the founding member of TFI. So that should tell you a lot about TFI and it’s admins. :)
I am not saying that all the posts are biased, but what does it mean by “aasteen ka saanp”? Has anyone given them the right to say anything about anyone?
Why should they need permission from anyone??
If the author feels betrayed by AAP govt., s be it. Who are you and I to question him/her for feeling betrayed??
They have an opinion and they have every right to express it, just as you are expressing your dissent about this post right now. :)
That quote btw is from an article by the founding member of TFI. So that should tell you a lot about TFI and it’s admins. :)
Arey waah! Yahaan toh Mishra ji khud hi hain jawaabdaari ke liye. :)
Fir hamaara kyaa kaam? :)
Use http://www.dictionary.com please.
If you see the poi of all the admins together, they come across as unbiased. Individually, each of the contributors and admins have a bias. And why should they not have? Don’t we all have out own biases??
We are, after all, a sum total of our biases.
http://www.ndtv.com/delhi-news/kejriwal-government-spent-22-crores-in-3-months-on-ads-1203468?site=full
Is that what you mean by 500 crores?
500 hundred+ crores is the budget for the entire year reported multiple times in msm. It’s being used as a satirical tool here. What’s so wrong about it??
But here the readers are being misguided. The usual assumption you can make by reading the paragraph is that 500+ crores have already been spent. Which is not the case. 500 crores can fetch this and that and that. Yes, they will be fetched when the time comes. They have separate budget allocated for all the necessities. And i don’t think that the author knows how much money should be allocated to which department, better than the govt officials.
You cannot speak for all the readers.
I am a reader. I did not feel misguided.
I felt misguided. So, that means I am the only one in this world who doesn’t make sense of what people want to say.
Here is a true face of TFI, who couldn’t digest criticism and finally deleted the post and blocked the user.
I don’t know who wrote this, but the action taken proves he must be a true foot licker or paid troll.
That’s true. I am not saying that Modi or Kejriwal are clean as water. But taking ony one’s side and ignoring all his wrongdoings to prove the other inferior is no a display of utter loyalty towards any party.
Is Kejriwal the same guy who called for CAG audit on Powerfirms and TFI along with their favorite party laughed on him? Later all got slapped as CAG accused power companies for irregularities worth Rs 7,956.91 crore.
We know Delhi govts. advertising budget, that will be consumed for various programs and it’s not a completely consumed budget yet. How many of you know BJPs poll campaign budget or who funded their campaign, as they have not submitted theirs figures yet neither replied any RTI over it?
Even though Modi has deactivated most of the anti corruption bodies like CVC and CIC since last one and half yrs, cases like Vyapam and lalitgate surfaced, and you have justification posts for both. BTW do you know many progress figures given by Modiji during Mon-key-Baat are lies? Want me to give you proof?
Tell me TFI why should one trust you? Aur tumse bada aasteen ka saanp kaun hai?
Ohh
So, have the electricity price changed, or your bill is still paid by Government because delhi people have enough money to hang out, watch movies, but they fail to pay their bills
You mean everyone in delhi receives similar salary and stay in same size houses? How do you know all the delhi people have enough money to hang out? And even if they do whats is the problem with people hanging out and watching movies? Does our cultural minister has problem with that too?
Here is a true face of TFI, who couldn’t digest criticism and finally deleted the post and blocked the user.
I don’t know who wrote this, but the action taken proves he must be a true foot licker or paid troll.
Haha. Purely nailed it :)
They don’t have any proof or data to show the growth, but false promises and luring users in the name of “Achche Din”. Bihar elections are near, and so is the new trick of netting up Kejriwal into Onion scam.
Really? Onion Scam? It sounds as disgusting as feku’s promises.
Why did the Central govt remove the head of Anti Corruption Bureau after coming of AAP into power? He was the guy who headed in the anti-corruption movement in those 49 days.
Why doesn’t BJP allow its advertisement expenditure to be shown? Why doesn’t it reply to the RTIs filed against them? Because ‘their wish’.
To all the bhakts – Soch badlo. Desh to hamesha se hi har sarkaar ke sath badalta aa rha hai. Be mature. Live happily.
Japan ne 3000(xxx) pata nahi kitne crore diye, metro banane ke liye and all the bullshit. Did any country or even the BJP said that they are first investing to eradicate poverty?
Growth is not flying saucers in a country. Real growth is 2 time meal for an orphan child.