AAP nahin PAAP hai

Dilli ke mere pyaare AAPiyon,

7 months ago, you elected a revolutionary government that promised you the heavens. The AAP government was led by none other than Parampujya KejriBabaji- The bold, fearless, incorruptible Crusader-in- Chief. How do you feel today? Do you get a sense of having purchased a 2 rupees ki candy, which was in fact only a wrapper, with an air bubble inside it, Or do you feel Dilli has changed completely- A modern multicultural cosmopolitan led by a 21st century comrade? Do you get a sense of a “Nayi Soch”, actually being the same old “Purani Shauch, sorry Soch” or do you find yourself bathing in a sea of subsidies, with new freebies raining down daily from above? Question thoda complicated hai, but it is worth a thought. Let us look at a 5-point something story for AAP and KejriBabu-

1. Kya vichaar hai?

At a time when the world is moving beyond subsidies and government sponsored freebies, Dilli ki AAPi sarkar has come to power based on an agenda of Socialism, Subsidization and Freebification. You think your electricity bill is high- They will reduce it, You think your water bill is big- They will subsidize it. AAPi sarkaar offered infinite quantities of resources at infinitesimal prices. This politics of subsidy and freebies have worked wonders in winning votes in India in the past- resulting in the state that we are in today. People take freebies for granted, services degenerate and people suffer. For years, Delhi had been relatively free from this malaise, not any longer though.

2. Dikhave pe jao, apni akal jalao

“Bhagwaan, mere Arvind ko Salamat rakhe”– the poor lauki wielding woman prays to God. Not required, I think, SalamatBhai can take care of himself. Everywhere you see posters, banners, billboards screaming the revolution that KejriBhai has unleashed. Phone numbers that have brought down corruption, High education budget that even before it has been utilized has already boosted literacy, but amidst all this, there lurks a sinister face, 2 actually- One is that of a Demon called Modi and the other is his minion called Jung. As per these banners, Modi has unleashed Jung on our SalamatBoy. Kuch kaam hi nahin karne deta. All this in spite of the high quality efforts of AAPi sarkar- locking officers out of their offices, giving them no work, maligning them in public and deploying the power of 526crore rupees! An inverted Paulo Coelho quote applies here, “And, when you don’t want something, all the universe conspires in stopping you from achieving it (In Om Shaanti Om parlance this would become, “kehte hai agar kisi cheez ko dil se naa karna chaaho toh poori kayanaat tumhein usse judaa karne ki koshish mein lag jaati hai“)

3. Dauda-Dauda Bhaga Bhaga Sa

Arrey AAP – iyon, YoYa aur PraBhu ke kya haal hain? For all the pretense of democracy and public-funded movement, KejriMan was a real hulk when it came to dispensing of his enemies. They were not merely shown the door out, they were hounded, abused, maligned and then literally kicked out. All this, while the AAPtards bayed for their blood. And what was their crime? They chose to dissent in this party of believers. They had committed Kuffar and deserved to be exterminated by bands of Ghazi-esque AAPtards.

The title of this point also reminds one of Somnath Bharti and Tomar, but I am sure they are being wrongly hounded by Bassi et al as a part of a conspiracy (hatched by Modi of course)

4. Ghar ki kheti

Kejriwal is a benevolent man. He rewards those who side with him. Thus, AAPi Naveen Jaihind’s wife landed the job of DCW chairperson. Of course, she was the most deserving candidate, given her proximity to the party. Given the laws in the country, it is very difficult to appoint all MLAs as ministers, so KejriKumar-The great thinker, chose to appoint 21 AAP MLAs as Parliamentary Secretaries. Obviously, this was for smooth running of the government and that they will earn substantial perks is purely coincidental. (Apparently the previous average number of Parliamentary Secretaries was 3)

5. Do Do Haath

KejriDude is a warrior (albeit without a cause). In his 7 months of rule, he has proven his combat skills to everyone. From MCD to Bassi, From Jung to Modi, KejriDude has attacked ’em all. Last heard, Dr. Kejri was also attacking Dengue mosquitoes (but they are more resilient) But guess who KejriMan has not attacked, Lalu Yadav and Nitish Kumar! Ye lo! The Crusader in Chief of anti-corruption movement in India is pitching in Bihar to help NiKu and Lalu come to power. Ye Gujarat model toh farji hai ji, asli vikaas toh Bihar me hua hai. Unconfirmed reports say that AAPis are also ready to support RaGa- the beacon of hope to all anti-Modi forces in the country.

Dilliwalon, Now imagine this situation. You apply for a job in a great corporate office. You get selected. Then, when you reach office, you say that everything is in a mess. Before you start working, you demand everyone must report to you. When that doesn’t happen, you crib, complain and breathe fire. You attack the seniors, juniors and your peers. And you expect to get promoted. Try this Kejriwal model in your office once. Don’t be surprised if they show you the door, instead of showing you the CEO’s chair.

Dilliwalon, Ab toh aankhein kholo. Let us hold this government accountable on its actions, not on its cacophonous news bytes and over the top advertising. Let us beware of an ancient quote “AAP nahin PAAP hai, Aasteen ka saanp hai”

Yours truly
FrustDelhiite