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Now that Yakub is dead, who will be the next role model for our media journalists?

Atul Kumar Mishra by Atul Kumar Mishra
31 July 2015
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Now that Yakub is dead, who will be the next role model for our media journalists?
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Now that the darling of the Media, the hero of the leftists, Yakub Memon has been killed like a dog martyred, we give to you a list of extraordinary gentlemen who can be the new role model for our Media journalists.

Here is the list:

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Hafiz-Saeed-640x480Hafiz Mohammed Saeed – Hafiz Mohammed Saeed currently heads the humanitarian organization Lashkar-e-Tayiba. A very generous and humble Man, Hafiz helps people bid goodbye to their wretched lives by blasting bombs here and there. Hafiz was the director of the 26/11 bloodbath in Mumbai. He is a perfect role model for our media journalists.

 

 

5492a0dd4cc4aZaki-ur-Rehman-Lakhvi: ZURL(just for the sake of avoiding typos) was the assistant director of the 26/11 Mumbai attacks. He is the the number two on the Lashkar hierarchy. Those who know him address him fondly as Lakvhi chacha. Like his boss, he too is pretty humble and is married to his cause of making people meet their end. He again is a perfect role model for our media journalists.

 

 

Syed-SalahuddinSyed Salahuddin: He is the dude of the valley. He runs the Kashmiri Bhaichaara organization called the Hizbul Mujahideen. He gives paths to the lost and misguided youth of Kashmir. He loves Kalashnikovs and loves handing them out to his boys. Syed Salahuddin is a hero for the peaceful people of the peaceful valley and is a role model for our media journalists.

 

 

31-1438343503-dawood-ibrahimDawood Ibrahim: Dawood is India’s most wanted role model. He is a businessman cum goon cum mafia king. He has an eye for talent. He finances poor directors who in turn make movies that lionize him. Dawood also has an active interest in betting, gambling, construction and hotel industry. This man of a thousand talents is chief financer a role model for our media journalists.

 

52ede0cf216a9Maulana Masood Azhar: Azhar Bhai is a fighter. Despite having so much competition in the peaceful valley full of stone pelting peaceful people, Azhar Bhai successfully established his startup called Jaish-e-Mohammad. ISI, the leading Terrorism Venture Capital firm of Pakistan has invested millions in this idea worth a trillion Amreeki dollars. Azhar Bhai is again a wonderful role model for our media journalists.

 

 

Yasin-Bhatkal-r27245Yasin Bhatkal: Bhatkal bhai is anything but Bhatkal(Bhatkal means lost in Bihari diction). Bhatkal bhai is a focused man. He started the amazingly unique terrorism corporation called the Indian Mujahideen. Yasin Bhai succesfuly bombed the cities of Pune and Bangalore but the cunning Indian police caught him. Now he is awaiting trial and he probably will be hanged soon. Considering his plight, he is an instant role model for our Mainstream Media journalists.

 

Some honorable Mentions:

 

 

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Lakhbir Singh Brar Rode: For keeping the Khalistani cause alive

Late Veerappan: For being the Robinhood he was

Muppala Lakshmana Rao: For being a Maoist rebel, don’t the Media wallahs love them.

And please don’t lose your minds folks, this is a satire!

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  1. SSM says:
    10 years ago

    Good one. You are not far from the truth!

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  2. GreatFreedomStruggleOfColors says:
    10 years ago

    This had me laughing out loud sitting in a coffee shop and then I shared it with the table next to me :)

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  3. Sohum says:
    10 years ago

    Bcoz.

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