India needs more leaders like Arvind Kejriwal. Leaders like Arvind Kejriwal fight for the common man and for the issues which matter to the common folk of Delhi. Issues which, if given the proper attention, have the power to transform the entire Delhi into the best city in not only India but in the world.
While other ignorant Chief Ministers are fighting for futile issues like water, electricity, good governance, waste management etc. Arvind Kejriwal ji a.k.a yugpurush ji is focusing on things that matter to the people, like what suit does the Prime Minister wear and does it comply with the latest fashion norms? Is he eating Thepla or Khaman Dhokla for Breakfast? How good is his maths? Can he calculate what 2000 + 2 =? Does he personally command a legion of loyal Twitter trolls whom he unleashes upon his enemies? All very important questions that need answers.
Naturally, anyone would assume that the citizenry of Delhi would support their CM in this crusade for truth. However, just to be sure team TFI sent a reporter to the national capital to enquire just how much do the common and uncommon people of Delhi support their Chief Minister in this struggle for Truth and Justice.
Such is the charisma of Arvind Kejriwal that one respondent named Paani walla Sharma commented that how Delhi’s Chief Minister is fighting for the real issues which matter to the people and is not wasting time on inconsequential issues like water conservation and good governance.
The interview had to be cut short as Paani walla Sharma had to catch the last water tanker visiting his colony. Another respondent, hailing from West Delhi, named Bullet Singh commended the Chief Minister’s efforts to find more about the Prime Minister’s personal life and praised the CM for being a true Delhi Walla (despite not being one) by poking his nose in other people’s personal affairs and not minding his own business.
Not only the common people of Delhi are supporting Arvind Kejriwal ji a.k.a yugpurush ji, but Delhi CM has also received support from eminent intellectuals, who are known for their non-biased approach to any issue, and the Lutyens Media, who are known for their honesty, integrity and fact-based approach to any issue. One professor from LKU (Leftist ki University) named “Leftist hoon main”, who is a known women rights activist, commended the CM’s efforts in enquiring about PM’s relationship with his wife & how it will help in the empowerment of women in India.
He further added that other leaders should take a note of CM’s efforts and start similar campaigns to empower women in India. Prof “Leftist hoon Main” also said that while the PM is wasting his time on useless initiatives like #SelfiewithDaughter, Arvind Kejriwal is fighting the real battle which will result in the empowerment of women throughout the country.
When our reporter tried to enquire who how poking into the personal matters of PM will result in the empowerment of women, Prof “Leftist hu Mein” immediately reacted by calling us a male chauvinist, bourgeois scum who should be crushed in order for the proletariat women to rise up & end the male oppression. Prof “leftist hum Mein” then ended the interview & asked his wife to go make him a sandwich.
Our reporter also interviewed a well-known journalist from the prestigious news portal “Kejriwal ka Reporter”.The Journalist named “Krantikari Bahuat Krantikari” emphasised how the CM’s efforts to uncover whether Prime Minister Modi eats Thepla or Kama Dhokla for breakfast is the most revolutionary thing in Indian politics since the Congress Party was founded way back in 1885. The journalist further added that only Kejriwal can solve all of Delhi & eventually India’s problems and save India from the developme..err..communal agenda of the BJP.
Needless to say, with the combine inspirational charisma of Chief Minister Arvind Kejriwal ji and the raw sexual appeal of Deputy Chief Minister Manish Sisodia ji, Delhi is headed towards a bright and a prosperous future.
Yeah Yeah! This is of course a satire
