ModiJi should start taking the opposition seriously for a change. The opposition, definitely counts for something. For starters, the government must, seriously consider taking the following steps to reestablish its credibility among the opposition ranks-
1. All government ministers must accept the fact that they are all corrupt and hence must voluntarily surrender themselves to Police. Sushma Swaraj must obviously be hanged for her crimes against humanity.
2. Government must drop investigations against all UPA leaders, because they are evidently false and are nothing but political vendetta. UPA leaders must be certified as honest and all of them must be awardedl Padma Bhushan as a token reward for their honesty and integrity.
3. ModiJi must declare Nehru-Gandhi Parivaar as the Rashtriya family and proclaim from the ramparts of Lal Quila that our mores and morals as a Nation come from the great men and women who were born in this khandaan.
4. Anna Hazare must vet all decisions of the government in his capacity as Conscience holder of the nation.
5. Government must grant Delhi complete Statehood, rather, ModiJi must behave like a Statesman and permit Delhi to secede from India, thereby establishing Kejriwal as his political equal.
6. ModiJi must own up to the fact that all his bills and laws are replicas of UPA bills and must give due credit to Congress leaders by naming the bills after them, e.g. Robert Vadra Land Acquisition Act etc.
7. ModiJi must listen to Mani Shankar Aiyer and bend over backwards to accommodate Pakistan. How about inviting Lakhvi for some more fireworks a la Mumbai 2008?
8. In line with the views of some particularly progressive clerics, ModiJi must outlaw Yoga and Ayurveda in the country.
9. ModiJi must declare pseudo-secularism as the national religion and thereby legally practice selective appeasement.
10. And last but not the least, All discussions and deliberations of the government, must be carried out LIVE in Times Now studio. Arnab Goswami must be declared as the National Anchor and ministers must be allowed to interrupt the Arnab Goswami every now and then
Among other steps, ModiJi must disband the BJP and the RSS and VHP leaders must be sent to Iraq, Syria and Afghanistan. Probably then, the likes of Yugpurush, Pappu, LaMuNi and others would be happy to see the India of their dreams fructify.
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Here is a joke – “Na khaoonga na khaane doonga!”
While declaring Delhi a full state, Kejriwal must be vested with absolute power to draw as much funds from central coffers as he desires to fulfil his commitments and more.