I got this WhatsApp forward
Modi walks into a FabIndia trial room, tries some kurtas and then notices a camera. He stops, takes a deep breath…..and starts – “Mitron …….”
I liked the joke, so let me stretch it a bit:
Yogendra Yadav and Prashant Bhushan walk into a FabIndia trial room, try some kurtas and then notice a camera. They stop, take a deep breath…..and complain to the store manager. The store manager kicks them out of the store
Raj Thackrey walks into a FabIndia trial room, tries some kurtas and then notices a camera. He stops, takes a deep breath…..calls his party workers and vandalizes the store
Advani walks into a FabIndia trial room, tries some kurtas and then notices a camera. He stops, takes a deep breath…..and yells “Mandir Yahi banayenge”
Nitish Kumar walks into a FabIndia trial room, tries some kurtas and then notices a camera. He stops, takes a deep breath…..orders for some water, washes the camera and continues
Gadkari tries walking into a FabIndia trial room and then walks out of the store
Rahul Gandhi walks into a FabIndia trial room, tries some kurtas and then notices a camera. He stops, takes a deep breath…..breaks the camera, runs out of the cubicle, kicks the guards who try stopping him and then vanishes again
Kejriwal walks into a FabIndia trial room, tries some kurtas and then notices a camera. He stops, takes a deep breath…..and starts – “Insaan ka Insaan se ho Bhaichaara, Yahi Paigaam hamara …….” and then steals the camera for installing in Delhi. AAP Page and Twitter immediately proclaim “First round of CCTV Camera installations begin in Delhi”
