Rocky aur Rani ki Prem Kahaani Collection: Well, well, well! Looks like the so-called “master of emotions” and “king of grandeur” Karan Johar has done it again! Ladies and gentlemen, brace yourselves for the massive flop that is “Rocky aur Rani ki Prem Kahaani”! It seems like even the stars themselves couldn’t save this sinking ship from drowning in the depths of box office disaster.
It’s funny how some people never seem to learn from their past mistakes. Karan Johar, who once upon a time managed to churn out hits like “Kuch Kuch Hota Hai” and “Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham,” seems to have lost his Midas touch. Now, he’s become more like a magician who keeps pulling out rabbits from his hat, only to find them hopping away into oblivion. If even after pulling every trick possible, all you manage is some Rs. 46 crores, that speaks volumes about your talent!
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Rocky aur Rani ki Prem Kahaani Box Office Collection
“Rocky aur Rani ki Prem Kahaani” was supposed to be Karan’s grand comeback to the big screen, but it seems like the only thing grand about it was the massive budget of almost Rs. 180 crores. Oh, but let’s not forget the PR budget of Rs. 18 crores, because when your movie is as doomed as the Titanic, you need all the paid reviews and fake hype you can get, right?
IT’S ROCKING… #RockyAurRaniKiiPremKahaani puts up a solid show of strength on Day 3 [Sun]… The phenomenal jump on Sat and Sun has given its theatrical journey the much-required boost… Fri 11.10 cr, Sat 16.05 cr, Sun 18.75 cr. Total: ₹ 45.90 cr. #India biz.
The performance at… pic.twitter.com/ugXwsV9isq
— taran adarsh (@taran_adarsh) July 31, 2023
But alas! No amount of smoke and mirrors could hide the fact that this movie was nothing more than a tedious tale of love gone wrong. Even a toddler could predict the outcome of the plot from a mile away. And honestly, if we wanted to watch a predictable love story, we’d just tune into some cheesy soap opera!
Karan Johar seems to have forgotten the golden rule of show business – content is king! You can’t just throw together a star-studded cast and expect the cash registers to start ringing. But hey, who needs a solid script when you have Karan Johar’s magical touch, right? Wrong!
The overseas collection of “Rocky aur Rani ki Prem Kahaani” was nothing to write home about either. I mean, come on, even a high school kid throwing a garage sale could make more money than this disaster of a movie did abroad. It’s sad when your movie is being outperformed by the likes of “Drishyam 2” and “Bhool Bhulaiyaa 2“! Even Kartik Aaryan, with all his “relatively less experienced star” power, managed to leave Karan Johar in the dust.
And let’s not forget the ingenious tactics employed by Karan to save this sinking ship. From paying off reviewers to create a false sense of hype to magically boosting the booking numbers overnight, Karan tried it all. But sorry, Mr. Johar, even the best illusionists can’t make a flop disappear!
If things continue at this rate, “Rocky aur Rani ki Prem Kahaani” is destined to be nothing more than a faint memory. It’s almost comical how some still believe that fudging the numbers could save this cinematic disaster from complete annihilation. But hey, keep dreaming, Karan!
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Maybe it’s time for Mr. Johar to take a step back and reevaluate his choices. If “Gehraiyaan” and “Brahmastra” weren’t enough of a wake-up call, then this colossal failure should be the final nail in the coffin. It’s okay, Karan, not everyone can be a hit machine forever. Sometimes, even the greatest fall from grace.
So, as the wise Chacha Ramadhir said, “Beta, Tumse Na Ho Payega!” Maybe it’s time for Karan Johar to either go back to the drawing board or gracefully exit the director’s chair. After all, you can’t fool all the people all the time, and you certainly can’t fool the audience with lackluster content and false hype.
Farewell, “Rocky aur Rani ki Prem Kahaani,” we won’t miss you, and neither will the box office!
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