(mis)Adventures of Liberal Justice League.

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The Justice League of Bigots is the exclusive Desi Coterie of choicest bigots starring in one of the biggest, most ambitious crossovers ever.

They started out by demanding justice for a child who went through hell on earth which was indeed a sordid event; our deepest sympathies. This was then angled to shame a religion by the same liberal ‘superheroes’. These ‘superheroes’ live in their delusional world of cartoons where they are bigger stars than those of DC Extended Universe (DCEU). They are cartoons for sure in their own defense; Hah!! They win!!

Justice League of Bigots set the highest standards of bigotry in their skills and show of superpowers across multiple universes. The League brought forward their most dreaded weapons- The Placards!! All lowly “hoomans” cowered in fear as more placards were brought out than what was expected to be in the League. Almost all of them had their own placard with identical powers- shame and vilify a specific religion, blame a political party, avoid a CBI investigation and hang ‘em without a trial.

The deadly placards were released on Twitter, Facebook and God only knows which other social media universe. Last known, they took to Orkut as well!! The sheer rage among the blind followers of the Justice League of Bigots made them bigger hypocrites than they are stars. The cost of holding placards was immense. Undisclosed reports say that these placards were sold for undisclosed amounts. As an extension they ostracized a community as well; meh, incidental damage. It’s quite simple- once a super weapon like a placard is revealed there will be damage; mostly it appeared intentional guilt tripping of Hindus but then placards have such superpowers.

The effect of the combined efforts of the Justice League of Bigots drew people as apart as would Pineapple on a Pizza. The people expected the unfathomable and unimaginable outcome- hanging of the accused without a trial!! Alas, that didn’t happen. Sense in times of senseless is as unexpected as truth itself from the Indian media houses.

The spoiler end credits went to the PM who supported death penalty for child rapists and the whole Justice League of Bigots went mum. This was most unexpected and one could hear the slow gasps among the Chrislamocommies who know that their ilk will be the first to hang under this POCSO act. The sounds of scribbling on placards became even lower when news of another rape broke out and the Justice League went on a Sabbatical to regroup; death penalty?! “Yaar ye to bahut jyaada ho gayaa” were the unofficial statements made by those with the big bindi superpower through undisclosed unclaimed reports to unknown reporters.

PM remains the Rockstar: Hang the child rapists after a trial. Damned if you agree, damned if you don’t.

We will have to wait until the next release of Justice League of Bigots to find out more. Stay Tuned.

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