Yuddhisthira: That was a well fought duel bro, loved your mace strikes
Bhima – Hey thanks Big Bro
Arjuna – This will go down in History as one of the best mace fights ever
Krishna – I’ll catch you guys later…Dau Balbhadra is kinda annoyed at me. You know mace fight rules and stuff
Yuddhisthira: Yeah Yeah, totally understood
Nakul-Sahdev – Brothers, I think we have a situation here
Arjuna – What Situation?
Nakul-Sahdev – There is this really stupid fellow outside, he has this horde of braindead followers. He says Bhima slaying Duryodhana is a hoax. Duryodhana probably drowned in the Sarovar and died
Bhima – What the hell man? I pummeled Duryodhana. Tell him if he has any doubts, I’ll clarify it with my mace.
Yuddhisthira: That’s wrong. Let us reason with him. Otherwise coming generations will call us liars
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Kejram: Aap Log Jhooth bol rahe hain, Duryodhana khud hi mar gaya
Bhim – khud hi mar gaya? Are you out of your frigging mind?
Kejram: What is the proof?
Yuddhisthira – Mitra, you can check his corpse.
Kejram: I don’t care about the corpse. What is the proof that it was Bhima who killed him?
Arjuna – Oye! Idiot. Duryodhana was a mighty warrior. Only Bhimasen had it in him to kill him.
Kejram: Bullshit Bullshit Bullshit
Nakul-Sahdev – I think Bhima way is the right way. Why should we listen to his bickering?
Yuddhisthira: That’s wrong. Let us reason with him. Otherwise coming generations will call us liars
Kejram: I want proof, I want proof, I want proof
Yuddhisthira: Fine Fine. Do you trust Sanjay? He is watching the whole Mahabharata through his Divine set of eyes.
Kejram: Works
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Sanjay: They are right. Bhimsen indeed slayed Duryodhana in a fierce mace fight
Bhima: Yo Baby. Are you content now, Kejram?
Kejram: No
Arjuna: What the hell man? What do you want now?
Kejram: See Sanjay saw it, I didn’t. Do you have a recording or something?
Sanjay: What is he? An idiot or something? I saw and narrated it to Dhritarashtra? Ask him if you have doubts.
Dhritarashtra (Crying): That’s right. This monster Bhimasen killed my son. This monster Bhimasen killed the rightful king of Hastinapur.
Nakul-Sahdev – Rightful king our arses. Huh!
Bhima: Abhi tasalli mili?
Kejiram: No
Sanjay: So the king is lying?
Kejram: I don’t know, Maybe you saw everything and the king believes you but I don’t unless I see it with my own tadpole like eyes.
Yuddhisthira: Okay Bhima, Your way it is.