TFIPOST हिन्दी
TFIPOST Global
Tfipost.com
Tfipost.com
No Result
View All Result
  • Premium
  • Politics
    • All
    • Analysis
    • Opinions
    • Trending
    PM Modi Targets Mamata Government Over Misrule

    “Remove TMC, Save Bengal”: PM Modi Targets Mamata Government Over Misrule

    The Enforcement Directorate (ED) recently arrested Chaitanya Baghel, son of former Chief Minister Bhupesh Baghel

    Why Did ED Arrest Bhupesh Baghel’s Son? A Detailed Look at the Chhattisgarh Liquor Scam

    Rajiv Gandhi Buckled to U.S. Pressure in 1986 Cabinet Reshuffle

    Rajiv Gandhi Buckled to US Pressure in 1986 Cabinet Reshuffle: Nishikant Dubey

    Madras High Court Bars Nama Sankeerthanam in Residential Area

    Madras High Court Bars Nama Sankeerthanam in Residential Areas Without Collector’s Permission

    • Analysis
    • Opinions
    • Trending
  • Economy
    • All
    • Business
    • Economy1
    • Finance
    AI Appreciation Day Celebrated Globally, Spotlight on Innovation and Ethical Progress

    AI Appreciation Day Celebrated Globally, Spotlight on Innovation and Ethical Progress

    India Achieves 50% Non-Fossil Fuel Power Capacity

    India Achieves 50 pc Non-Fossil Fuel Power Capacity, Five Years Ahead of Schedule

    Advantages of Using an EMI Calculator Before Applying for a Personal Loan

    Advantages of Using an EMI Calculator Before Applying for a Personal Loan

    WiseProfitWay.com reviews – Trading Times

    WiseProfitWay.com reviews – Trading Times

    • Business
    • Finance
  • Defense
    • All
    • Defence
    • Strategy
    • Weaponry
    India Successfully Tests Prithvi-II and Agni-I Ballistic Missiles

    India Successfully Tests Nuclear Capable Agni-I & Prithvi-II Ballistic Missiles in Odisha, Strengthens Strategic Deterrence

    Successful Test of ‘Akash Prime Air Defence System’ in Ladakh

    Successful Test of ‘Akash Prime Air Defence System’ at 15,000 Feet in Ladakh

    CDS Chauhan: India Needs Tomorrow’s Tech to Win Today’s Wars

    India Needs Tomorrow’s Tech to Win Today’s Wars, Says CDS Anil Chauhan; Urges Indigenous Tech Push

    India-U.S. Set to Strike Javelin Deal

    India Seeks Javelin Missile Co-Production Deal with U.S. Under ‘Make in India’ Push

    • Defence
    • Strategy
    • Weaponry
  • Geopolitics
    • All
    • Africa
    • Americas
    • Asia Pacific
    • Europe
    • South Asia
    • West Asia
    TRF Ban a Win for India: Renewed Momentum to Greylist Pakistan at FATF

    TRF Sanctioned: Will Pakistan’s Terror Nexus Drag It Back to FATF Grey List?

    US Declares Pakistan’s Lashkar Proxy TRF a Terror Outfit,

    Pahalgam Massacre: US Declares Pakistan’s Lashkar Proxy TRF a Terror Outfit, Cites Trump’s Justice Call

    Baloch Insurgents Kill 29 Soldiers: Pakistan Army Losing Control in Balochistan

    Is Balochistan Slipping Away from Pak? 29 Soldiers Killed as BLA, BLF Launch Simultaneous Attacks

    Khalistani Sympathiser with Anti-India Stance: Jasmeet Bains

    Khalistani Sympathiser with Anti-India Stance, Jasmeet Bains Aims for California Congress Entry

    • Africa
    • Americas
    • Asia Pacific
    • Europe
    • South Asia
    • West Asia
  • Knowledge
    • All
    • Culture
    • Education
    • History
    • Indology
    NCERT Textbook Reveals Mughal Religious Intolerance

    Ruthless Babur, Violent Akbar, Destructive Aurangzeb: NCERT Textbook Reveals Mughal Religious Intolerance

    India Built Gardens Long Before Babur Dreamt of Charbagh

    Before the Mughals: India’s Civilisation Built Gardens Long Before Babur Dreamt of Charbaghs

    Revisiting the MANUSMRITI: Why India’s Youth Must Study This Ancient Epic

    Revisiting the MANUSMRITI: Why India’s Youth Must Study This Ancient Epic

    Echoes of the Cholas in Today’s Bharat

    Conqueror of the Seas: Rajendra Chola and the Rise of Naval Bharat

    • Culture
    • History
    • Indology
  • Law
  • Lounge
    • All
    • Books
    • Cinema
    • Entertainment
    • Food
    • Games
    • Health
    • Lifestyle
    • Satire
    • Sports
    • technology
    • Travel
    Karnataka Govt Blames RCB for Chinnaswamy Stampede

    Congress- led Karnataka Govt Blames RCB for Chinnaswamy Stampede, Cites Kohli’s Video in HC

    Ace Alliance: Accelerating Growth in the European iGaming Market

    Ace Alliance: Accelerating Growth in the European iGaming Market

    Addiction Recovery in India: Breaking Stigmas and Building Support Systems

    Addiction Recovery in India: Breaking Stigmas and Building Support Systems

    How Under Armour’s Women’s Sports Shoes Are Reinventing Women’s Fitness Experience

    How Under Armour’s Women’s Sports Shoes Are Reinventing Women’s Fitness Experience

    • Books
    • Cinema
    • Food
    • Health
    • Sports
    • technology
    • Travel
    • Satire
Tfipost.com
  • Premium
  • Politics
    • All
    • Analysis
    • Opinions
    • Trending
    PM Modi Targets Mamata Government Over Misrule

    “Remove TMC, Save Bengal”: PM Modi Targets Mamata Government Over Misrule

    The Enforcement Directorate (ED) recently arrested Chaitanya Baghel, son of former Chief Minister Bhupesh Baghel

    Why Did ED Arrest Bhupesh Baghel’s Son? A Detailed Look at the Chhattisgarh Liquor Scam

    Rajiv Gandhi Buckled to U.S. Pressure in 1986 Cabinet Reshuffle

    Rajiv Gandhi Buckled to US Pressure in 1986 Cabinet Reshuffle: Nishikant Dubey

    Madras High Court Bars Nama Sankeerthanam in Residential Area

    Madras High Court Bars Nama Sankeerthanam in Residential Areas Without Collector’s Permission

    • Analysis
    • Opinions
    • Trending
  • Economy
    • All
    • Business
    • Economy1
    • Finance
    AI Appreciation Day Celebrated Globally, Spotlight on Innovation and Ethical Progress

    AI Appreciation Day Celebrated Globally, Spotlight on Innovation and Ethical Progress

    India Achieves 50% Non-Fossil Fuel Power Capacity

    India Achieves 50 pc Non-Fossil Fuel Power Capacity, Five Years Ahead of Schedule

    Advantages of Using an EMI Calculator Before Applying for a Personal Loan

    Advantages of Using an EMI Calculator Before Applying for a Personal Loan

    WiseProfitWay.com reviews – Trading Times

    WiseProfitWay.com reviews – Trading Times

    • Business
    • Finance
  • Defense
    • All
    • Defence
    • Strategy
    • Weaponry
    India Successfully Tests Prithvi-II and Agni-I Ballistic Missiles

    India Successfully Tests Nuclear Capable Agni-I & Prithvi-II Ballistic Missiles in Odisha, Strengthens Strategic Deterrence

    Successful Test of ‘Akash Prime Air Defence System’ in Ladakh

    Successful Test of ‘Akash Prime Air Defence System’ at 15,000 Feet in Ladakh

    CDS Chauhan: India Needs Tomorrow’s Tech to Win Today’s Wars

    India Needs Tomorrow’s Tech to Win Today’s Wars, Says CDS Anil Chauhan; Urges Indigenous Tech Push

    India-U.S. Set to Strike Javelin Deal

    India Seeks Javelin Missile Co-Production Deal with U.S. Under ‘Make in India’ Push

    • Defence
    • Strategy
    • Weaponry
  • Geopolitics
    • All
    • Africa
    • Americas
    • Asia Pacific
    • Europe
    • South Asia
    • West Asia
    TRF Ban a Win for India: Renewed Momentum to Greylist Pakistan at FATF

    TRF Sanctioned: Will Pakistan’s Terror Nexus Drag It Back to FATF Grey List?

    US Declares Pakistan’s Lashkar Proxy TRF a Terror Outfit,

    Pahalgam Massacre: US Declares Pakistan’s Lashkar Proxy TRF a Terror Outfit, Cites Trump’s Justice Call

    Baloch Insurgents Kill 29 Soldiers: Pakistan Army Losing Control in Balochistan

    Is Balochistan Slipping Away from Pak? 29 Soldiers Killed as BLA, BLF Launch Simultaneous Attacks

    Khalistani Sympathiser with Anti-India Stance: Jasmeet Bains

    Khalistani Sympathiser with Anti-India Stance, Jasmeet Bains Aims for California Congress Entry

    • Africa
    • Americas
    • Asia Pacific
    • Europe
    • South Asia
    • West Asia
  • Knowledge
    • All
    • Culture
    • Education
    • History
    • Indology
    NCERT Textbook Reveals Mughal Religious Intolerance

    Ruthless Babur, Violent Akbar, Destructive Aurangzeb: NCERT Textbook Reveals Mughal Religious Intolerance

    India Built Gardens Long Before Babur Dreamt of Charbagh

    Before the Mughals: India’s Civilisation Built Gardens Long Before Babur Dreamt of Charbaghs

    Revisiting the MANUSMRITI: Why India’s Youth Must Study This Ancient Epic

    Revisiting the MANUSMRITI: Why India’s Youth Must Study This Ancient Epic

    Echoes of the Cholas in Today’s Bharat

    Conqueror of the Seas: Rajendra Chola and the Rise of Naval Bharat

    • Culture
    • History
    • Indology
  • Law
  • Lounge
    • All
    • Books
    • Cinema
    • Entertainment
    • Food
    • Games
    • Health
    • Lifestyle
    • Satire
    • Sports
    • technology
    • Travel
    Karnataka Govt Blames RCB for Chinnaswamy Stampede

    Congress- led Karnataka Govt Blames RCB for Chinnaswamy Stampede, Cites Kohli’s Video in HC

    Ace Alliance: Accelerating Growth in the European iGaming Market

    Ace Alliance: Accelerating Growth in the European iGaming Market

    Addiction Recovery in India: Breaking Stigmas and Building Support Systems

    Addiction Recovery in India: Breaking Stigmas and Building Support Systems

    How Under Armour’s Women’s Sports Shoes Are Reinventing Women’s Fitness Experience

    How Under Armour’s Women’s Sports Shoes Are Reinventing Women’s Fitness Experience

    • Books
    • Cinema
    • Food
    • Health
    • Sports
    • technology
    • Travel
    • Satire
No Result
View All Result
Tfipost.com
Tfipost.com
No Result
View All Result
  • Premium
  • Politics
  • Economy
  • Defense
  • Geopolitics
  • Knowledge
  • Law
  • Lounge

Why did Rajdeep Quit Twitter? GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

Mallikarjuna Kalika by Mallikarjuna Kalika
2 May 2016
in Satire
Rajdeep
Share on FacebookShare on X

Exercising freedom of speech is like picking your nose. It is inherently hypocritical. People thoroughly enjoy scraping the booger off their nose, rolling it into a tiny gooey ball with the tip of their index finger and thumb, and then pressing it against a wall or the underside of a seat. It’s almost an indulgence for the one doing it, like peeing on the highway during an overnight journey. But as soon as they see someone else doing it, they look more disgusted than a guy who’s just been to the first day, first show of a Tiger Shroff starrer.

This is the case with most people on Twitter. They opine on things they know nothing about, not knowing that it is okay in a while to let an event, like Modi taking a piss, go by without outraging on it. These people often find it comforting to piss in others’ bedroom, but start shitting as well when they’re pointed out.

RelatedPosts

Elon Musk Steps Down from DOGE Role, Criticizes Trump’s ‘Big Beautiful Bill’

Rajdeep Sardesai, Illegals and Poverty porn: TRP vulturism feasting on dying Carcass of Journalism

Champions Trophy “Fixxed”: Rain washes off matches in Pakistan but for “anti-national” Rajdeep Sardesai it’s India’s fault

Load More

Few days back, a few users on Twitter received offensive DMs from Rajdeep’s account.

Now it is a fact that Rajdeep is as good with punchlines as he is with punches. Some say his skills at punching and faking are so awesome it’s too bad it wasn’t Wrestlemania that day in Madison Square. The DM screenshots are testament to his wit and love for mother. Not motherland, you idiot. Whatever be the question/ jibe thrown at him, he replied with a text that, for all practical purposes, read ‘go ask your mom’.

‘How’d you get the flat?’

‘Ask your mom’

‘6 million?’

‘Ask your mom’

‘Entertain us!’

‘Ask your mom’

‘What’s so smelly?’

‘Ask your mom’

‘My name is Bharat’

‘New phone who this?’

‘Dad, what’s for dinner?’

‘Ask your mom’

Sagarika: ‘Can’t cook. I’m feminist’

At 20:02 hours or thereabouts, Rajdeep came up with a clarification.

Like the dead Bangladeshi bloggers whom he never defended, Rajdeep tweeted that his account was hacked. Hence, he would stay away from Twitter till they nab the impostor. Account was hacked, but he never got any warning, nor were there any issues when he logged in and tweeted ‘account was hacked’? Twitter is like an overly attached girlfriend. It is so hysterical it sometimes sends mails to people when they themselves login. Nor were any tweets posted: An ethical hacker, maybe? At any rate more ethical than most journalists and their journalist wives.

‘Account was hacked’ is not an excuse anymore; it’s almost an admission of guilt, like ‘the dog ate my homework’, or ‘I was unwell’. Saying ‘account was hacked’ is like texting your crush ‘hi’, and sending another one that goes ‘sorry that was my baby brother I don’t know how he wrote that so perfectly and then hit the send button too OMG’ when your crush sees your text but doesn’t reply.

Abusing anyone without provocation isn’t good. Rajdeep’s comrades say he was provoked. Evidence suggests he was, but evidence also suggests he has been provoking much of this provocation since forever, for his tweets have always tugged at others’ chaddis. Journalists are prone to getting their panties in a wad over chaddis. He put the pro in provocation. In short, he is the Virat Kohli of journalism. No, he’s not the best at it: the jurors recently caste their vote on this in favour of Ravish bhaiyya. He is Virat Kohli’s equal when it comes to abusing. He routinely abuses people and their mothers for no reason, but tries to SHAME others when they gang up on him.

In short, Rajdeep was picking his nose but stuck the booger in someone else’s seat. Guy on that seat started picking his own nose in retaliation, following which Rajdeep flung his ball of snot on that guy’s face.

He’s now alleging Photoshop, coz it’s probably easy to prove hacking but difficult to prove if an image is photo shopped. Basically, he’s gone from ‘arrest someone’ to ‘don’t arrest me’ in less than a day.

Rumour mills are abuzz ever since these DMs came to light. There is a group that believes people in public space should show some restraint. A reasonable argument, but Kejriwal says people who show restraint are cowards and psychopaths. A former Karnataka MLA, who was a part time member and full time porn connoisseur, believes he need not show any restraint as he is in the pubic space. Kanhaiya, echoing similar sentiments, flashed his privates when asked about restraint.

Someone pointed out that Rajdeep tweets using a Freedom 251 phone, as it comforts Rajdeep to hold something that is cheaper than him. People at TOI say ‘Ask your mom’ is shorthand for all of journalism these days. Others are, however, of the opinion that he deactivated his Twitter account in embarrassment after he replied to Rahul Gandhi’s innocent ‘who got the kickbacks?’ with a playful ‘your mom’.

http://www.thenewsminute.com/article/journalist-sardesai-temporarily-disables-twitter-account-suspecting-hack-42464

Tags: Rajdeep SardesaiTwitter
ShareTweetSend
Previous Post

Almost Every Secular is Corrupt, at least in India

Next Post

India needs more leaders like Arvind Kejriwal

Related Posts

Game of Recliners: Tired from serving public and increasing taxes, Karnataka MLAs to get 'nap' time as perks
Opinions

Game of Recliners: Tired from serving public and increasing taxes, Karnataka MLAs to get ‘nap’ time as perks

26 February 2025

Since news broke that Karnataka MLAs will have recliners in the assembly lounge for ‘naps’ while on duty, public...

Rahul Gandhi Panauti Narendra Modi
Satire

RaGa’s Panauti Punch: We Dug Deeper and Here’s What We Found

22 November 2023

In Hindi, "panauti" means bad omen, bad luck, or something ominous. This term recently gained attention when Rahul Gandhi,...

Rajdeep’s vitriol for middle class is only making BJP’s job easier
Opinions

Rajdeep’s vitriol for middle class is only making BJP’s job easier

7 August 2023

Ah, Rajdeep Sardesai, the one-man army fighting against the evil middle class that threatens the very fabric of our...

Load More

Leave a Reply Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

I agree to the Terms of use and Privacy Policy.
This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.

Currently Playing

India’s ULRA Bomber: 12,000-km Beast That Can Strike Anywhere Without Refueling

India’s ULRA Bomber: 12,000-km Beast That Can Strike Anywhere Without Refueling

00:07:39

The Shocking Truth About Mass Conversions in Tamil Nadu

00:07:26

The Butcher of Pahalgam: Sulaiman — Trained by ISI, Pakistan’s Commando-Turned-Terrorist

00:04:13

Congress’s Rohith Vemula Bill: Caste Polarization Masquerading as Reform

00:07:33

Bhima Koregaon Won’t Be Repeated; Maharashtra’s Special Act to Wipe Out Urban Naxals.

00:06:06
Facebook Twitter Instagram Youtube
tfipostTfipost.com
Right Wing | News Analysis | Indian Opinion
  • About us
  • Careers
  • Brand Partnerships
  • Terms of use
  • Privacy Policy
  • Sitemap
MASHABLE IS A GLOBAL, MULTI-PLATFORM MEDIA AND ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY. FOR MORE QUERIES AND NEWS, CONTACT US AT info@mashablepartners.com


©2025 TFI Media Private Limited

No Result
View All Result
  • Premium
  • Politics
    • Analysis
    • Opinions
    • Trending
  • Economy
    • Business
    • Finance
  • Defense
    • Defence
    • Strategy
    • Weaponry
  • Geopolitics
    • Africa
    • Americas
    • Asia Pacific
    • Europe
    • South Asia
    • West Asia
  • Knowledge
    • Culture
    • History
    • Indology
  • Law
  • Lounge
    • Books
    • Cinema
    • Food
    • Health
    • Sports
    • technology
    • Travel
    • Satire
TFIPOST हिन्दी
TFIPOST Global

©2025 TFI Media Private Limited