Bollywood actor Ajay Devgn was in Bihar to campaign for the Bhartiya Janata Party. The actor is well known for his socio political movies. His portrayal of morally upright SP Amit Kumar in Prakash Jha’s Gangajal earned him a special place in the hearts of the Biharis. There were mixed reactions in the media and political circles though. We managed to talk to some eminent politicians and media persons regarding Ajay Devgn’s campaign for BJP in Bihar.
Noted Journalist, sometimes referred to as the “Light of the Left” Ravish Kumar termed it typical Brahminical aggression. He said “Ajay Devgn is a Saraswat Brahmin from Punjab. His father, the legendary Veeru Devgn routinely called stuntmen from Dalit castes and got them to perform dangerous stunts for mostly upper caste Hindu lead actors. Ajay Devgn is simply following his father’s footsteps by siding with a Dalit Virodhi Party like the Bhartiya Janata Party. He is BJP’s agent in Bollywood”.
“My head hangs in shame today”, He further added.
Noted psephologist and ex Aam Aadmi Party leader Shri Yogendra Yadav preferred to be politically nonaligned and focused more on his number crunching skills. “Ajay Devgn began his career in 1991, the very year when the BJP made Ram Mandir Mudda its biggest poll plank and went on to win 120 seats in the tenth Lok Sabha. Also, Ajay Devgn has acted in 105 movies till now” Shri Yadav sipped his tea noisily and smiled a winsome smile.
“But sir these number don’t make any sense?” TFI Correspondent responded.
“Read between the lines mate.” He said. “The number 105 is very sacred to BJP, they claim to have enrolled 105 million people in their party”. Yogendra Yadav put his awesome theory forward.
“But sir this still doesn’t make sense”. TFI Correspondent responded.
“Okay talk about Kejriwal then” He asked.
Rahul Gandhi, Congress Vice President and India’s PM-IN-WAITING wasn’t in a mood to spare Ajay Devgn. “Ajay Devgn acts in front of the camera, romances girls in romantic movies and beats baddies in action flicks. He directs from behind the camera, answers to questions in interviews, lives with his family in his house, and drives when he is in his car. This is exactly how Modi does things. He runs the government from PMO. I mean can you believe it?” Rahul Gandhi mentioned.
Mamta Banerjee called Ajay Devgn the ultimate heart breaker. “I loved him as Ashfaque Khan in Halla Bol, Aftab in Kacche Dhage and of course Sultan Mirza in Once Upon a Time in Mumbai, but now he is acting like Baji Rao Singham. He broke my heart.” Mamta Didi sighed.
Kejriwal, the firebrand Delhi Chief Minister called him a Dal Badloo. “I reviewed his movie for free. I called Drishyam a good movie. And look how he has changed his colors. He is siding with the people that I hate almost as much as Yogendra Yadav and Prashant Bhushan.”
“But Drishyam was a good movie sir, don’t you think so?” TFI Correspondent asked.
“It was a Dabba movie, I praised it only because Devgn fools the state police of a BJP run state.” Kejriwal concluded.
This is a work of satire and is not supposed to be taken seriously!