“India will become a Hindu Pakistan”, Liberals drown Twitter with tears as LS passes CAB

The Citizenship Amendment Bill (CAB) was passed at midnight in the Lok Sabha with 311 votes in favour. The late-night passage of the bill, however, in no way deterred liberals from showcasing a meltdown of epic proportions. The North East meanwhile faces a bandh to ‘protest’ the bill.

As Amit Shah’s fiery reply to his parliamentary colleagues began, liberals on Twitter took to their timelines to vent out their frustration. It became more than evident that leave alone the Lok Sabha, the bill is very likely to pass in the Rajya Sabha handsomely too, where the BJP is short of majority.

What came in handy for many of those outraged on the issue was a New York Times article titled: “India Prepares to Block Naturalization of Muslims.” Saba Naqvi gladly shared the same, saying that we as a country have taken two steps back into regression. In another tweet, Saba said that the Supreme Court must strike down CAB, lest India is to be a ‘Hindu Rashtra’.

Rana Ayyub, who works as a part-time journalist for any western publication that is willing to accept her bunkum, shared a post by the ‘The New Yorker’ on December 4^th,(after the Union Cabinet nod to CAB) which claimed that Muslims in India lived in constant fear of assassination.

Speaking of New York, Times Square champion Rajdeep Sardesai opined that India is closer to being a ‘Hindu Pakistan’ and that a majority government should not become a ‘majoritarian’ one.

Arfa Khanum Sherwani, journalist with The Wire, who is thrashed by almost everyone she interviews, preached about the inherent secularism of India and how Congress was not responsible for Partition. Why is she getting defensive, though?

Suhasini Haider thought it best to twerk Nehru’s ‘Tryst with Destiny’ and said that India must not awaken into this dawn.

Ramchandra Guha, the blue-eyed boy of Lutyen’s and a ‘historian’ by his own claims deemed it appropriate to blame Savarkar for supporting Jinnah’s Two Nation Theory. This despite the fact that @TrueIndology has debunked the relevance of the statement.

‘The Peeing Human’, a refuge handle for all liberal bad-boys/girls suggested that the times of Twitter outrage are over and that the fight must be taken to the streets. Sounds familiar? Yes, Jignesh Mevani said the same. The handle also giggled about their successful attempt at making #IndiaRejectsCAB trend.

Recently released on bail from Tihar, and facing charges of massive corruption scandals, P Chidambaram foresaw the future and said that the battle ground will be shifting to the Supreme Court soon.

Mercy-petitioner Prashant Bhushan concluded that it was in-fact the BJP and those supporting the bill that comprised the infamous ‘Tukde-Tukde Gang’. He also called the bill unconstitutional.

However, there was one particular tweet which had Twitter rolling all over. Harsh Mander started a Civil Disobedience Movement, details of which are given below.

Other insignificant liberals who outraged included:

Ravish Kumar took to Facebook to make his discomfort known. In his post, Ravish shared a video of students of various colleges and universities in Assam carrying out a mashaal march against CAB. He also asked why the media was not covering these protests and further questioned the North East parliamentarians for claiming that all was normal in the region.

Everyone knew that the bill would have no troubles passing the Lok Sabha, courtesy the huge majority of the BJP. After the bill passes the Rajya Sabha, watch out for these same people on social media, and observe how they have yet another meltdown. This week is going to be an extremely entertaining one.