Essential Qualities of Highly Successful Indian Pseudo-Seculars

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The pseudo-secular cry for freedom of expression has for long been granted and is continuing to be granted as we continue to see the vitriolic ideas by the Man booker winner Arundhati Roy spilt on us. That what she calls her ideas are vomitus spilling or is it venom spewing?

The only silver lining to the otherwise dreary writing of Ms Arundhati Roy is her pseudo secular existence. The beauty of an Indian pseudo secular lies in being a monkey in the troop. They screech and expect others to screech with them. When someone points out they are wrong, they fall holding their ankles faster than Ronaldo. While Ms Arundhati Roy’s writing career crashed, she broke her fall by joining the pseudo secular cabal in which she tries to find some validation of her existence.

The latest example is an innocuous tweet which was a banter at best and could have been laughed off. But hey, the monkey cabal is there. Defence is on clad in big bindis and huge danglers. This screeching is unlikely to die for days.

The “asteen ke saap” Pseudo-seculars are calling out with their proverbial “been” to the other friendly snakes since long; but they seem quite desperate since noted Pseudo secular journalist Sagarika Ghose was forced to take down this tweet of her after Indians attacked her for inciting communal violence. She swung right to one side hissing “vigilant observer”. And the injured snake continues to hiss and wants a debate on whether an author should be tied to a jeep!!

The army is going to honour Major Nitin Gogoi, the Army official who tied a stone pelter to a jeep saving the life of his men, Thou the Army has clarified that he is not getting the award for the jeep incident but other achievements. Can it be an author? Wait are we going to still have to call her that? How about an ex-author and now a pseudo secular asteen ka saap? Which not only is more appropriate but will suit her too! Being an anti national and claiming that Indian army does not stand a chance of success, how many rough drafts of her own written crap she would have gone through to come out with what she said? We can only wonder.

Get well soon Ms Arundhati Roy.

While undermining the position of army and forces has since long been a loved area of Indian pseudo seculars and leftists their position on the issue changes faster than the Pakistan cricket captains “Inshallah bois played well”. For if the army don’t hit the stone pelters they claim that the army lacks the resolve and if they are treated appropriately they claim “human rights”. This position of the Indian pseudo seculars has exposed their bigotry time and again but “asteen ke saap asteen ke saap hi rahenge”. If it helps a cause, it makes it easier to identify them.

The rise of the likes of Paresh Rawal Sir, Sonu Nigam, Gautam Gambhir, Raveena Tandon and Akshay Kumar has shaken the roots of the pseudo secular weeds as the majority Indians relate to them more than the screeching journalists taking down the media houses with them.

Pseudo seculars had wished that Major Gogoi will be Court Martialed!! But alas this Modi government is not their mommy’s government anymore. The Major deserves the award. And the joke of tying Ms Roy deserves a standing ovation because no one does like the inimitable Paresh Rawal Sir.

https://twitter.com/SirPareshRawal/status/866345474722320388

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