Last week on TFI was pretty tumultuous in many terms. Today we present to you some of the news that consumed most of the media bandwidth. Here’s what happened Last week on TFI:
Modi-Abe in Kashi: – Last Sunday, Prime minister of Japan Mr. Shinjo Abe visited India. In this tour, he signed a contract that will help India get a loan at the interest rate of .1 % along with technical assistance from japan to build our very first Bullet train which will run between Mumbai and Ahmedabad. Well, this is useless for me because I don’t live in those cities. The thing that should be noted is that Modi Ji took Mr. Abe to participate in Ganga Aarati, Why not Namaaz at Jama Masjid is anybody’s guess! So the BIG question is that, Is Modi trying to tear the secular fabric of India??
And before I forget I must ask how can Modi even think about bullet train before giving me my 15 lakhs?
ODD-EVEN formula in Delhi: – Delhi govt. has planned to allow cars with odd numbers on one day and the even ones on the other from the 1st of January 2016. After the announcement of this unplanned and revolutionary step Kejriwal government faced backlash on various platforms. Delhi govt. amended several conditions and promised to run this as a pilot project for first 15 days only. Our sources closed to the AAP indicate that this has been done to spread love in Delhi. This can help EXs patch up and neighbors pool cars and share love rather than fighting over parking space.
AZAM KHAN THE MOST ELIGIBLE PM: – Yes folks. You heard it right Azam khan is the most suitable candidate to be elected as the PM of our country. Now if you’re thinking “who the hell said that he is the most eligible PM candidate”, it was Azam khan himself because buffaloes can’t speak and human beings are still somewhat sane.
CBI RAIDED YUGPURUSH’s OFFICE?: – This happened on the morning of 15th December when CBI raided office of the secretary to Delhi’s CM in search of evidence related to a case in which he is allegedly involved. After this raid, Kejriwal wrote a series of tweets in which he called our prime minister “Coward and psycopath”. When asked for an explanation he blamed his rural ancestry and upbringing.
Google further trolled Yugpurush by showing his images for the keyword “Coward and Pyschopath”
Behead Kamlesh Tiwari peacefully: – Kamlesh Tiwari featured in many articles, last week on TFI. Kamlesh Tiwari made some unpleasant remarks against Prophet Mohammad. As soon as the news went live, local police acted immediately and put him in jail and decorated him with various charges. But this was not all. A group of around ten lac peaceful Muslims congregated in Muzaffarnagar and demanded Tiwari to be beheaded. Liberals of India maintained a stoic silence and media showed how Vada Pav is an essential part of the life of every Mumbaikar instead of this news. Tiwari will retain his head, till shariat is officially adopted in India.
Sonia-Rahul haazir ho: – Day before Yesterday Sonia and Rahul Gandhi were made to appear in court regarding their involvement in national herald case., Modern day Gandhians also known as sycophants of Gandhi clan stalled parliament stating vendetta politics by BJP. Well, Subramanian swami filed this case during Congress regime was conveniently ignored. The case is still on and the Gandhis haven’t been exempted from further appearances.
Hope you liked this edition of Last week on TFI.