The Delhi situation is far from satisfactory. Delhi Government is busy fighting the Union Government bureaucrats, MCD, Lieutenant governor (ex and Current), Delhi Police, even bad omens and EVM Machines. In what seemed like a blatant case of electoral corruption, Arvind Kejriwal was denied the chair of Punjab CM. He was also humilated in Goa by faulty EVM machines.
Some gentleman called Shunglu is after his life and as of today’s date Arvind Kejriwal’s party office is about to be sealed. This is ludicrous and an attack on the rights of an honest part-time CM. Hence as supporter of Arvind Kejriwal ji which technically translates into supporters of Honest Politics, we appeal to Modi Government for the following:
- Drop all charges against Aam Aadmi Party Government
- Deport Shunglu with his accomplices
- Declare Delhi as a full state
- Bring Delhi Police under state government’s purview
- Bring MCD under state government’s purview
- Hand over DDCA to Aam Aadmi Party
- Declare EVMs illegal
- Pay for Kejriwal’s Samosas
- Pay for Kejriwal’s ad campaigns
- Declare DCW an autonomous body
- Unban Kejriwal and Sisodia’s NGOs
- Pay Wages for all Delhi Government employees from Center’s fund
- Duly accredit every law and order accomplishment to Delhi Government
- Duly own every law and order lapse and absolve Delhi Government of any/all crimes
- Declare all corrupt and criminal leaders of the Aam Aadmi Party just and virtuous
- Imprison Gadkari for sending Kejriwal to jail
- Imprison Jaitley for the defamation suit against Kejriwal
- Drop all charges against Jarnail Singh and Somnath Bharti
- Drop charges against Jitendra Singh Tomar and reinstate him in the office
- Declare Benaami donations to AAP legal
- Ban Facebook pages that take routine digs on Aam Aadmi Party
- Ban Twitter handles that deride Kejriwal and expose his lies
- Suspend Bhakt accounts
- Deport Prashant Bhushan and Yogendra Yadav to Jupiter
- Deport Shanti Bhushan to Pluto along with Kiran Bedi
- Deport Najib Jung to a different galaxy altogether along with Anil Baijal
This is a work of satire and is not supposed to be taken seriously!